Ah saw a dead pig in a wheelbarrer, me.
It were right pissin’ it down too.
Ee, life’s grim oop noorth.
Ah saw a dronk man in a gutter, me.
It were July, so snow were only three foot deep.
Ee, that’d kill y’southern pansies, that would.
Ah saw a buzzard in a tree, me.
It were gonna eat some small furry mammal.
Ee, circle of life, hakuna matata ‘n’ stuff.